2/23/2009

The Pop-hiss...

Sometimes when you express unpopular opinions to people who prefer popular opinions, you get a little tired of constantly being told to go to hell.

But then again, sometimes a little bit of info makes you feel better about being "that guy".

So, about ten years ago, I worked at a summer camp. A very enthusiastic girl (who actually was a very nice person) started a contest among the kids. Collect the most pull-tabs from soda cans to give to charity, and you win a trip to McDonalds.

Naturally, children responded pretty well to this syrupy bit of group-think, and were chugging Coca-Cola products and dreaming of McRib sandwiches (or whatever).

I, being the one anarchist-minded soul at the YMCA camp, protested the contest, saying it was idiotic to get the kids full of sugar on dream of fast food for the tiny scrap of aluminum. I may have suggested a regular recycling drive instead.

I, being the one anarchist-minded soul at the YMCA camp, was told to shut it, because "we were teaching children the reward of doing good for others". At the expense their nutrition, and in drastic support of multi-national corporations, for a pittance in aluminum scrap, I responded. I think I even got in a pretty big fight about it with the very nice girl, who I'm sure has since used the event on resumes, and the like. Which I have since felt bad about. The fight, that is, not her potential resumes.

Anyway: I was right. The pull tabs are worthless--and while some charities do collect them by way of appreciating the effort, the idea that these are valuable is a complete rumor, the persistence of which causes us to speculate at the magpie-like unconsciousess of the soda-drinking liberal consumer.

Unfortunately, just like Mountain Dew Code Red, this leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I appreciate that yes, my teenage, pessimistic-but-realist logic was correct, but still, all of these people have deluded themselves into thinking they were doing charity when they were only buying soda.

It's a strange, carbonated world.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Thanks for the article! In Philly where I live I had to go toe to toe with the suedo-hippies who worked at the local Coffee/grocery/meeting spot. They sold AMERICAN SPIRITS cigarrettes. The locals were sucking them down thinking they were Organic or even HEALTHY depending on who you talked to. When I did some research I found they had (Surprise) MORE NICOTINE! I posted my findings as well as my name. The street debates I had to enter are history but at least sudo-hippies did not own the place so I was not banned from the place.

I feel your pain. Thanks again

Dan Radice said...

Oop! I didn't want to be anonymous.
My name is Dan Radice

Anonymous said...

"The pull tabs are worthless", sorry but U R Wrong or at least Not Creative!

Example > http://www.smragan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/color-corrected-off-03-800x600.jpg

http://www.recyclart.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/poppend2-288x224.jpg

http://4-ps.googleusercontent.com/x/www.trendhunter.com/cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/xrecycled-accessories-ecoist-handbags-made-of-can-pull-tabs.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.9XPYgJa2mt.jpg

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/originals/6f/3e/ff/6f3eff3a368423484b1ce0ead59da550.jpg

http://pinterest.com/pin/194569646372741999/

http://makezine.com/craft/03/fasten_pulltab/

If you are fair you have to accept that this is proof enough!

Have a nice day :)