Auto-Tune Historicization

I know, I spend a lot of time yelling about things and what I think they mean.

This, I don't have any idea what it is or what it means. But I hope in ten years from now, when I think back to 2009, most of what I can remember looks a lot like this.



Better yet, this needs to be preserved in an uncorruptable medium, so when archeologists dig up this strange, warped period of history, this is all they can find. I think it pretty much gives them everything they'd need to know.