Robocop, Rock/Paper/Scissor, Rousseau...

Hey, if you have never bothered scrolled down the side of my blog to see the too-long tag list (as you might be able to tell, I don't use tags in a totally effective manner), it might be because you have better things to do that see what the hell I was writing about when I tagged a post "Sex Dwarves". Well, screw that (not the sex dwarves, unless, that is, you know them and they are down). Here are all of 'em:

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Wow! I sure like to write about stuff/make up words!

If I was McSweeney's, I'd totally publish this as a coffee table book, or a limited edition gold-embossed post card set, or something.